The Land of Oz!!

The last four U.S. presidents are caughtin a tornado,and off they spin to OZ After threatening trial and tribulations, they finally make into the "Emeral City"and came before the great wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:"I had a terrible timewith Iran, so i've come for some courage". "NO PROBLEM" SAYS THE WIZARD "IT'S DONE"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, well,well ,uh i need a new memory."DONE SAYS THE WIZARD"WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?

Up steps George Bush, "sadly i'm told by the American people that i need a heart". "I've heard that's true" says the wizard "Consider it done."

Then there was a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there,looking around,but doesn't say a word.

Irritated the wizard finally ask,WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY? Bill Clinton replies..........."Is Dorothy around?"