Tuesday, December 7

I'm back

Well hello fellow readers (if there are any of you left).

I can only apologise for my lack of correspondence. Life has been busy.

I hope that you're enjoying the snow. In spite of the negative impacts it has had, I actually love it!! It's so beautiful! I shall be sad to see it melt, It reminds me of the story 'The Snowman'.

The young boy makes an amazing new friend and enjoys the time he has with him, yet un beknown to him, the friendship will be short lived. I feel that this happens all too often in our lives- we meet 'snowmen (or women)'. After a short while of awesomeness we are left with nothing but the vague memories of the time that once was.

*sigh* Maybe I should invest in a deep freezer?

Life...

...is sometimes just shit.

C'est la vie huh??

I've done 106 out of these 132 stupid things

Do this and repost it with the title:
I've done ... out of the 132 stupid things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted - please don't judge me!
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 14

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Wanted Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 25

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 30

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been misunderstood

SO FAR: 36

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 38

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR:40

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 45

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 49

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 54

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 58

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 62

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 65

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(x) Ridden an elephant

SO FAR: 68

Level 22
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 71

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 74

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 78

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 81

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 84

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 89

Level 28
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someone's Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 97

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 99

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 103

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five quid or less worth of gas

TOTAL: 106

Sunday, November 29

Sunday, March 22

Sunday, November 23

The Boy and the Starfish



A man was walking along a deserted beach at sunset. As he walked he could see a young boy in the distance, as he drew nearer he noticed that the boy kept bending down, picking something up and throwing it into the water. Time and again he kept hurling things into the ocean.

As the man approached even closer, he was able to see that the boy was picking up starfish that had been washed up on the beach and, one at a time he was throwing them back into the water.

The man asked the boy what he was doing, the boy replied,"I am throwing these washed up starfish back into the ocean, or else they will die through lack of oxygen. "But", said the man, "You can't possibly save them all, there are thousands on this beach, and this must be happening on hundreds of beaches along the coast. You can't possibly make a difference." The boy smiled, bent down and picked up another starfish, and as he threw it back into the sea, he replied.

"I made a difference to that one!"

~Author Unknown~

Monday, July 28

I'm so disappointed

The 3 most cutting words...EVER!

Monday, July 14

@durham.ac.uk

Has officially ended. :(

I have access to such e-mails no more. This means that I have actually left Durham University. It's a sad day.

Monday, July 7

Saturday, July 5

How lonely am I? Very. Today has been a crap day and it had an even shittier end. Oh how fun the wonderful world is.

I am hoping that I may have my faith restored in humanity tomorrow (the facebook messgae was almost enough but not quite).

How I hate hypocrites, which I know means that I must hate myself...but I can't see myself so I can't complain about me. Not that I should complain about others. I just hate how they can make you feel. Sometimes by doing nothing. But mostly by doing something. I might go on retreat. Then people can't get me. Can't hurt me. But then I guess I would just feel crap because they weren't there? I guess you can't ever win.

Oh joy.

Sunday, June 29

They think it's all over...

...it is now!

I have finished my degree. Graduated. And now I'm back at home. But it's not the end, it is merely a new beginning...

...for a funny story about me (if you're THAT bored, see my other blog [I posted on the wrong one])

Thursday, June 12

I have a CAR!!

My very own car...


...enough said.

Sunday, May 25

If only

Why didn't Germany do this performance last night! It wouldn't have been as scary. I'm still not quite sure the blonde one can sing though...


Wednesday, May 7

Sun is shining...

...revision is good.

I am utterly shocked at the weather of late. I hope this means that England will finally be in for a (well overdue) good summer!

Argh...exams start next monday. I hate revision. HATE. It's sooooooooo dull!

P.S Did you know that it is a legality in some areas to have both your blue lights and siren on when driving to an emergency at night time- even if there is little or no traffic. Ambulances always turn their siren off before reaching the hospital, if they leave it on it's to signify that they need extra people to help with teh emergency...

Saturday, April 26

Hey Jude...

korean baby singing hey jude


This is brilliant!! Thanks Tim :D

Thursday, March 27

A day at the races

Today I've been at Redcar racecourse, watching horses race...usual thing at a racecourse I guess but I have also spent a number of hours at Redcar racecourse at their carboot so not necessarily a given! We were given money to bet on each race...and I won once!! Hannah won one race, and won less than her bet had cost!! Was amusing!! bbbrrrrrr...it was snowing pretty much all day though!! Even got caught in a blizzard at one point!

Saturday, March 22

F*****g Fish

Why do people ask your opinion and then get offended if you ever give it??
If they don't want it, then don't ask. I mean if you're asking for an opinion, you are potentially exposing yourself to a different view. If you want someone to agree with you...best find a pet or a stone or a doormat. Something that won't disagree with you! Just because I have an opinion that is different to yours, it doesn't mean I'm right. I'm not asking you to agree with me. I'm not asking you to immediately change your opinion. I'm not asking you to understand my side. I am just answering your question. I would think that when we're all grown ups, you would at least be at the stage in which you understand that people have different thoughts and feelings and beliefs and values. People do differ, but that doesn't have to be a terrible thing...

Monday, March 17

Money Launder...

Hehe...I somehow managed to wash a £5 note in my trouser pocket!!! Which was very nice to find today :-)

Thankfully money doesn't clean, however it was slightly rusty!!

Vanity Lair

What is the world coming to?? I caught my sisters watching a new reality TV program yesterday. 'Vanity Lair' You get picked to enter the 'lair' according to your physical attractiveness!! How awful is that??? And what is the point??